only one year since the big boy went sliding into home plate and it was amazin, if possible at all that he made it through the gate, since he was the color of coffee and his hair was short.  I guez you'd say the dude was a saint, because it was his preecher got him in trouble a bit coming down the home stretched.  But then he wanted that dame Hill a reee as his shadow, standing in the wings girl, and if you can believe that one, you can believe anything, because the two of them rounded every cowboy pollack white dude that wasn't prejudiced anymore and made them vote against the republicans...for a change

there was talk that the democratic party was on the way out, it being so high-handed liberal and all, and that the republicans were the smart ones, even if they did spend all our money starting stewpid wars with ignorant people soo poor they libbed in tents...now figure that one out if you please and mind you use your history books because this next part is impowtant...

(and by the way, can I help it my daddy used to read me Uncle Remus when I waz a chile?)  so he did

and I figure that was the Indian in him, not no black boy coming up

but anyways, it all began to make sense to me personally when I went back and looked at my ol tape of a movie called 'The Fifth Element' wherein the president of the universe is this black dude who gets five minutes to save the universe because the rest of the time he has twenty people answering his cell phone for him, and there is no slowing down at any time..

President Obama feels as though his first year in office has been not unlike this frenzy of activity and if he can only be made to plead the FIFTH on that little speech he made at Howard back last fall..hmmm, I figure nobody with twenty bucks in their pocket they didn't know they had will even remember it...and you know, I might be 'whitey' myself..but I sure got some liver spots..

hopefully this dirge is long enough for the President to create a new song out of it..one like that 'Ebony and Ivory' tune that is the last macro of Sammy Dave and Dean Martin (you have to wonder why Martin became an alki, like the beach)..

and if there is a racist bone in my body may all the contents of the woodpile rise up and carry off my liver spots, and my weird colored eyes which I refer to as having been gotten by having been born on the planet Saturn..(which I slightly believe but my folks were not part of the peace movement, I was)

meanwhile, in the year 2010 gasoline is no longer available but the substitute product, produced by the local sanitation department in every big city and monumentally available for free ..well you know what the sanitation departments are good for besides hauling off your garbage (if you let them)..has made the production of cars incredibly lucrative and there no longer is any such thing as a car junkyard and reservations are like full of casinos and fast women but no more dead cars in the yard, they've sold them all off for a hot profit, the lucky dudes

so Obama has made the white bread industry sing because no one eats that white pasty old stuff anymore, they're into their own patch of greens (mine's turnips), sans pork because we'z veggiemen now, which is good, and if you don't have plaits in your hair, you ain't nothing because have you ever noticed how hair gets in your eyes if you are a white boy?  well it does and HE had the solution to THAT..praise the Lord

we all do go to church if we value our lives and jobs are bouncing up and down like babies on your knee because the Iraq situation is floundering still and it would take a new version of the Piece of Corpse to get it right again..being so hot and nasty over there anyway..but the beaches is fine and Bar Rox is fond of saying that Georgie liked the sand with Con des Lisa at his side, when he is serving his mother's recipe for brownies to visiting foreign dignitaries (which is rather first year of him but what can we say)

meanwhile, the squirrels in the park across the street from the white house (farragut is it?...hmm, can't remember, bin so long since I waz dere)..are getting their nuts as usual and one thing for certain, we all have been born again and that's that..oooh, look, derz a rainbeau...